Homestuck OC Reviews

waikyoku asked: Would we have to follow the same intro that everyone has to? I believe I use a different format! ;A;

Its just a bit easier for me to get to know the character, but you dont /have/ to.

Anonymous asked: (are there any other trolls that you didn't review yet? i'm afraid tumblr ate my submission. :/)

Alot of the fantrolls were lost in the great mushroom war. Sorry.

nereus wunder

Be the guy under pressure ==>

 Oh dear god what.

Your name is Nereus Wunder, and you are definitely not UNDER PRESSURE, in fact you rarely ever stress out over anything. You are very laid back, even to the point of elongating your words in a calm manner. You wouldn’t say you were exactly lazy but you do tend to get around to things pretty slowly, usually after a couple DAY long NAPS. You are under pressure in a PHYSICAL SENSE though, seeing as your hive is in one of the deepest ABYSSAL TRENCHES in the seas of Alternia. You are 7.5 solar sweeps old (making you a bit more than 16 earth years) and youre a little over 5”1.

Now this I have to say is a turn I have never seen before.  Ive seen a handful of seadwellers but never a trenchdweller. I can see him being calm because nothing down there can really kill you, so life would be rather stressless.

You have a regular yet slightly laid back view on the blood caste, you become a little aggravated when another troll does not directly comply to an order but you don’t often go out of your way to command other trolls. When a lower blooded troll shows direct respect towards you you tend to get a little fond of them and very happy with their behaviour, in these cases you might end up using the other troll more than you would usually.

Oh a bit of the old highbloodbackstab nature. I like it.

 Your hive is in the shape of an old abandoned SUBMARINE. Obviously it is not actually a SUBMARINE and cannot MOVE, you just thought it would be a really cool idea for a hive, and you still do. As you are sub-royalty your hive is relatively large, much larger than a normal submarine. Your LUSUS is a horrible, giant, and terrifying creature that keeps the less horrible terrifying creatures at bay, you call your lusus EELDAD (technically a massive gulper eel), and you get along quite well with him, even though he can be very protective of you he makes up for it by bringing in massive amounts of food that you both share. On the rare occasion that some of the food he brings back is still alive you use your 2XTRIDENTKIND strife specibus to dispatch of them and any threats or trolls that you deem deserving to be culled, and it is also very useful for fending off MASSIVE HORRENDOUS SEA MONSTERS that you like to fight on the rare occasion that youre not bumming around lazily.

>2xTRIDENTKIND

You might want to think of a different specibus for him seeing that having one that shows up in canon is kind of a nono, I would look into a list of fishing tools and see what fits him. How about that grabby arm thing on the side of those exploring submarines?

Your INTERESTS include collecting the HORNS of trolls tat youve culled, god do you love collecting horns, whenever you see a troll with an exquisite set of horns you urge to add them to your collection. You have a whole ROOM dedicated to HORNS you have won in battle against other trolls.

This is good. I’ve personally always seen seadwellers as hunters, so this kind of fits my own headcanon.

You also have a nice (and quite frankly odd) collection of TOASTERS, which you found littered around a cavern near your hive, why there were TOASTERS in an ABYSS mystifies you to NO END, but you are determined to discover their origin.

Your HIVE is littered with the TOASTERS as you find they make for a nice DECORATION, You also have a large collection of gold coins and gold jewelry that is piled up largely in a room. You are very proud of your COLLECTIONS,and you have recently taken a liking to marbles, which you leave in the room with the gold. Not that there isn’t PLENTY of room in your massive hive. You have several computing devices, a large computer, a grupod for going out and a grubpad for when youre lounging around.

When it comes to relationships you dont have the oppurtunity for many. Seeing as where your hive is situated you dont have many other trolls to talk to, and any troll coming down to your hive is either looking for a fight, or getting slaughtered by seabeasts. You do have a matesprit however; Neikea Erisen ((my girlfriends fantroll)) and that keeps you quite contented, however you wouldnt mind filling up your other quadrants.

Did you know if your troll were to go onto the surface he would pop like a balloon from the lack of pressure?

You have a slight interest in fashion, if only to show off. You wear several rings at any time and have a few piercings on your eyebrows and gills. Your horn colored cape was stitched together by your lusus when you were very little, it now fits a little largely but you love it.

I think its widely accepted that all seadwellers have a liking for jewelry.

Your fetch modus is a Deep Sea modus, which works like this; you can choose which item you want to take out  but theres a chance you wont be able to take it out and something else from the deck will come out instead. lets say you only have 1 item then theres 100% chance of you being able to get it out if you have 5 items you would have a smaller chance for the first items you put in would have a smaller chance of being able to be taken out and the newer items would have a higher chance.

Not bad.

   Your trolltag is squiddishSupremecy, —∑ and yoou type in a jjust barely broought oout soort oof way, never using capitals oor perioods »:) What will you do?  

 —Post sgrub—

Title: host of dreams

Land: Land of jelly and riches

Consorts: white sea-urchins   

(( MY NOTES: the name nereus was the name of the first submarine to go into the abyss “Mariana’s Trench” and wunder is from wunderle candy, which was the first company to sell candy corn, relating to his obsession with horns, which are candy corn colored. On the note of the toasters it’s a joke of since the condesce Is almost certainly Betty crocker she would of needed a place to store her toasters, since she is a sea dweller where better than in the deepest abyss on alternia! His eyes are a genetic mutation from birth, all they do is help him see in the pitch black dark underwater))

I personally would just exsnay that last part. Just say that his eyes adapted to the lack of light. Or one day he tried to go to the surface and his eyeballs exploded from his head!

:D

Thats not macabre at all right?

But its pretty good, just redo the specibus and the yes and you’re good. 8/10

I’ve been taking a really long haitus.

And I apologize. And I am back now. Things have just gotten monotonous and now I will attempt my best to review the trolls we have, and I encourage you all to submit!

Aspere Cyndra

((Hello! This is Drikka Farhut’s creator, and I made a new fantroll. She doesn’t have much info yet, but I want to get a review for her as early as right now. Also sorry for the rather crappy doodles, I haven’t gotten to drawing/spriting her properly.))

==> Be the troll fascinated with Alchemy.

Your name is Aspere Cyndra, and you are a 7 sweep old Indigoblood.

You are MORE THAN JUST FASCINATED BY ALCHEMY. You see Alchemy as a great development in society, and you take your time acquiring books and ABSORBING EVERY DETAIL IN IT. You have amassed quite a collection of these tomes that you have AN ENTIRE ROOM DEDICATED TO THE SUBJECT. You are a SUBJUGGULATOR, a female, in fact. Although this doesn’t do much to affect your social standing, since you are TERRIBLE AT SOCIALIZING. Not that you are a being a bitch, but because YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR WHAT TO SAY. So much that most of the time you do attempt to socialize, you end up embarrassing yourself by BEING HORRIBLY CLUMSY. So mostly you just stay inside respiteblock and socialize on the internet. Your lusus doesn’t mind it though. You even think she enjoys you being cooped up.

So shes extremely introverted. Good, but how would she (if she is in a session) meet her session mates? Also when you get the chance you should elaborate more on her personality (or lack there of)

Your trolltag is trismagistusApprentice [tA] and you speakk likke yyou’re stuttering, but yyou really aren’t.

Other info:

Her symbol is an alchemical symbol for salts, and her blood color is only slightly lower on the caste than Gamzee’s. Trismagistus is one of the more known alchemists. I’m shuffling in between trismagistusApprentice and artephiusApprentice (Artephius being yet another alchemist)..which one sounds better?

The second one rolls off the tongue abit easier.

For her fetch modus, I’m still working on it, but so far I have two ideas. The first one is the Equivalency Modus. Basically to take something out, you have to replace it with something of value. You can in fact “cheat” the modus, but you only get part of the item you were going to take out. The other one is the Array Modus, wherein you will have to draw an alchemical array (or transmutation circle) using a piece of chalk that will give you the item you want. If you get it wrong though, you’ll end up with a pile of sludge.

Her kind abstrata is the Bladebowkind. Its slightly bulkier compared to regular bows, but the thing is it doubles as a short-ranged weapon.

I made her quirk like that to portray that she has difficulty interacting with other trolls, making her speech awkward. She’s also the kind that almost never says cuss words, other than “crap” “damn”, etc. Instead, you will find out she’s pissed when she starts using strange metaphors and words things in a slightly roundabout way. ex: “Seriouslyy, yyou had better get yyour butt off that seat of miserable living, get up, and walkk towards the city of happiness and contempt.”

Her lusus is something of a homunculus. I “sort of” based her on Vaporeon, making her lusus partly seadwelling. They can survive just as well on land, though. (Here’s a photo!)

Interesting lusus.

Lastly, Aspere Cyndra is in fact, based on Asperger’s Syndrome. It’s a kind of psychological syndrome in which the most prominent symptoms are:

• Social inability
• Physical Clumsiness
• Has an interest in a topic that is considerably narrow (star names, weather)
• Uses metaphors that only make sense to the speaker.

My ex best friend of 6 years had Aspergers, and all of the bullets are true except for the metaphors. He never really made metaphors.

Only thing I have to say is you have to be careful when portraying a mental issue. You seem to have it right though, so keep doing what you’re doing and you should be fine.

Just give us a little more on her personality and you should be good.

Your name is CONGES AZIONE. You are CLASSY AS ALL FUCK. Well, most of the time. Okay maybe only sometimes. Nontheless, CLASSY. A PERIWINKLE-BLOODED Troll like you should be, after all, and attempting this early is a good idea, though there is still much time beyond your SEVEN SWEEPS. The only problem is you sort of HATE being a BLUEBLOOD. You would much rather have your blood be a more ROYAL HUE. 

Good starting intro, gives us a little lok on his personality and probably some self loathing issues.

You take pride in your TEETH and HORNS, though your chompers DO GET A LITTLE ANNOYING. They need to stay at least SOMEWHAT SHORT so they don’t JAB YOU IN THE EYES. You CHEW on things to help file them down, as it is much less painful than LITERAL FILING. You do find this necessity pretty EMBARRASSING, though, so a change of subject would be appreciated.

Good good good.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. One of them is making MIXED DRINKS. Nothing with ALCOHOL of course, as not only are you a bit young, but YOU JUST CAN’T SEE YOURSELF EVER ENJOYING IT. Instead, you use CITRUS FRUITS that grow in a LUSH AND TROPICAL FOREST near your hive. You really enjoy things that taste TANGY OR SWEET. Another of your INTERESTS happens to be SEADWELLERS. Yes, just Seadwellers. You are fascinated by how PROPER they are, how ROYAL they are, and how FISHY they are. Gosh, YOU SURE WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THEM. At one point you even risked LOOKING LIKE A WEIRDO and wore small accessories with the blood color of THE IMPERIAL CONDESCE, for she is truly the BEST RULER. At least TO YOU SHE IS. Unfortunately, wearing the color didn’t make you look as RESPECTFUL and CLASSY as it made you seem like a POSER and a TOOL, as well as some FASHION-OBSESSED NUTJOB. You have never attempted it since then.

Interesting little perk he has there. 

Just as you have your INTERESTS, there are also some things you LOATHE. One previously mentioned is BEING A BLUEBLOOD. The reason should be FAIRLY OBVIOUS BY NOW. It really just irks you! To you, one should either be a PEASANT or ROYALTY. You don’t like being THE IN-BETWEEN. Surpisingly, you don’t have much CONTEMPT FOR LOWBLOODS, despite being a Highblood and wishing you were a Seaweller. Your MOIRAIL happens to have OLIVE-COLORED BLOOD. You have been called a HYPOCRITE for this, but refuse to agree or admit that you may view your idols through ROSE-COLORED GLASSES. Or MAGENTA, as the case may be. The other thing you DESPISE WITH A PASSION would have to be STRAIGHT LINES. Just who do they think they are? They sit there, MOCKING YOU. “HEY PAL, I’M JUST GOING TO HANG OUT NEXT TO THIS OTHER STRAIGHT LINE, NOT TOUCHING IT. EVER.” You prefer SPIRALS to STRAIGHT, PARALLEL LINES. Even your HIVE and LUSUS reflect your love of spirals.

._. Dude your troll is talking to lines….wtf….

Honestly that made me laugh, its a first. And so far your wording is clever enough to give a sense of his personality but not shove it down our throats.

You’ve mentioned your HIVE a few times now, why not tell us about it? Your hive is NESTLED SNUGLY BETWEEN THE OUTSKIRTS OF THAT TROPICAL FOREST and A LOVELY SHORELINE. The hive itself is something akin to a CONE, but you prefer to compare it to a CONCH SHELL. It is very TALL, and has a NOT-TOO-STEEP RAMP WRAPPING AROUND IT. This makes for EASY ACCESS TO ALL THE ROOMS, not only for you, BUT ALSO YOUR LUSUS. Your Lusus happens to be an ENORMOUS SNAIL. You are NOT VERY FOND OF HIM. He, however, is VERY FOND OF YOU, and wishes you would partake in SLIMY SNAILDAD-SON CUDDLE SESSIONS. This may be THE REASON YOU ARE NOT VERY FOND OF HIM. It’s really like a NEVER-ENDING LOOP! But that’s okay. YOU LIKE LOOPS. 

I think it would be cool if the Snail had tusks like he did, and its eye stalks were in the shape of his horns.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is CORKSCREWKIND. It really is your IDEAL WEAPON! It’s both SHARP enough to cause decent damage to any foe, AND SPIRAL-SHAPED! What more could you even ASK FOR? Oh, but there IS more. It can also OPEN BOTTLES! This isn’t actually that helpful since, as stated before, you don’t drink any sort of bottled beverage that would need a cork to be screwed, but HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEIR WEAPON SERVES A PRACTICAL PURPOSE? Even if that purpose is made completely not practical in your hands. You also have the ROULETTE MODUS. You’re not much of a gambler, but you sure do like WHEELS! The modus works by spinning the wheel along with a tiny ball. Whatever the ball lands on is the item you get! If it’s not what you wanted, you must spin again. It’s not a great idea for dire situations to be left up to chance, but at least it’s fun to watch it spin!

-slowly claps-

Your Trolltag is fortytwoDegrees. You spe@k with wonderful gr@mm@r, @nd enjoy throwing little swirls into your speech. You only repl@ce lowerc@se letters bec@use you would r@ther be subtle @bout it. Also, your dislike for str@ight lines shows when you type, @s you will only use smilies with rounded mouths. 0: Th@t’ll show those str@ight lines! >:C

If you were to be a part of SOME CONVALUTED AND CONFUSING GAME WITH YOUR ENTIRE RACE AT STAKE, you would be the Foe of Bliss and your LAND would be the LAND OF SHORES AND MIRRORS. But that sure would be a silly thing to happen, so you ignore the ODD TITLES.

(( Um, just a few words OOC now. I’ll be quick! The name Conges is a simple play on “conch” and “gurges”, the latter being Latin for “swirl”. Azione is part of the Italian word for “spin”, but also means “action”.

His Moirail is another Fantroll of mine, but unfortunately pretty underdeveloped. He only gets a tiny reference. :P

Finally, just a little more explanation on his quirk. Capital As are not replaced, and he only uses smilies with either Cs (capital or lowercase, depending on how happy/sad) or zeros as mouths.

Thank you so much in advance for reviewing him! ))

This troll deserves a big fat gold star. I enjoy him.

I fell in love with him at the Strife Specibus, but I would have to ask you to include a fetch modus if possible.

For the sake of having a fetch modus.

Anonymous asked: What do you think about a troll who makes jewelry?

That’d actually be pretty interesting, I’ve never seen it been done. I would think they would be a lowblood that makes and sells it to the seadwellers.

Sorry for the wait.

I’ve been away for a while, swamped by work and what not. This includes commisions and shit with my main blog. You should totally follow my main blog to hear some awesome music. 

I’ll be getting to the trolls that have been submitted today.

Love you all.

~OPtimus